Read these on the good doctor’s site (Random Thursday Questions) and figured I would fire off my answers really quick before bed.

Explain what ended your last relationship?
*chuckle* Next!

When was the last time you shaved?
Last Friday. Been making it about about a week before I want to remove my facial hair via a razor or by ripping it out.

What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.?
Either eating breakfast or browsing.

What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Scooping and bagging cat poop.

Are you any good at math?
I can handle basic arithmetic but if you get too many letters involved and painful memories will surface. Spelling on the other hand…

Your prom night?
Never went to the prom. Think I went to an after prom party once.

Do you have any famous ancestors?
Not famous enough that I can remember after midnight.

Have you had to take a loan out for school?
No.

Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile?
I don’t have a myspace profile.

Last thing received in the mail?
Discover Card bill.

How many different beverages have you had today?
Tea (English Breakfast, Assam Melody, Genmai Cha, and I think Ti Kuan Yin or another Oolong Edit: it was actually Wuyi Ensemble 3 out of 4 isn’t bad I suppose), water, Lipton iced tea (splenda sweetened) and a glass of Merlot. So three, four or seven depending on how you want to count it.

Do you ever leave messages on people’s answering machine?
Only if I cannot leave some form of text message such as email or IM. I hates voice mail Edit:(at least at work…it breaks up the rhythm of my work day).

Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to?
Megadeth

Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
No.

What was the most painful dental procedure you have had?
Have to agree with the Dr., braces. All the real dental procedures I have had I was properly numbed and had the appropriate post procedure pain killers.

What is out your back door?
A patio/mini-deck, my blissfully smallish backyard and behind that is the community playset.

Any plans for Friday night?
Plan on doing very little.

Do you like what the ocean does to your hair?
The ocean is nasty.

Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns?
Yes, it was fine when I was a kid, but I am over it now.

Have you ever been to a planetarium?
If I have its been a long time. Nothing against em though.

Do you re-use towels after you shower?
Yes. I wash said towel about once a week.

Some things you are excited about?
College football season. Rutgers and UofL played a great game tonight. Virginia Tech has rebounded and even my alma mater William & Mary showed some life last week. Thanksgiving and seeing my family. USENIX LISA which should be a good conference with lots of learning. Various other “little things” that make life fun.

What is your favorite flavor of JELLO?
I am usually too lazy to make or buy JELLO.

Describe your keychain(s)
Utilitarian. I have three sets. 1) house, truck, gas cap and truck remote ; 2) house, truck, gas cap, work and truck remote and 3) house key and leathermen micra.

Where do you keep your change?
Some in a big glass jar and a bit in my truck. I prefer to not use coins when possible.

Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
Open, otherwise my cats make quite a ruckus. Kiwi meows and Papaya just leaves her paw under the door and rattles it. Its difficult to sleep through that.

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